6.22.2005
33 things about girls.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run
around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each
other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and
you will get your ass kicked.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of
them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them
wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at
you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out
with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your
arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you
did. // If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you
did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not
offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do
discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your
girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your
friends will know you're a bitch. // Do you honestly need all your
money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend-
a stuffed animal, one of his shirts/sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring.
Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're
dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her
off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if
she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something,
never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you
enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents
and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to
their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does
make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your
friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to
be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and
you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or
Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be
meaningful. Jewlery is always nice.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really
have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts
you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than
you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that
kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
30. Don't ever do anything wrong. Girls remember things for life and
anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
31. Never ever tell your girlfriend you are going to need a break when
she's on vacation.
32. And don't tell a girl you'll love them unless you really mean it
because if you're lying it'll just hurt them even more.
33. Don't tell your girlfriend she's hott. Tell her she's beautiful.
Hott = wanting to only bang her.
Beautiful = you are actually interested in her
i love that! honestly. guys.. read that. all the way through. for the most part it's true.
i came across that just looking at random peoples sties and was thinking "hey... this is prettaay neat"
i also came across this:
lovleyy. and, no, i'm not single. i'm happily taken. :-D
around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each
other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and
you will get your ass kicked.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of
them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them
wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at
you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out
with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your
arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you
did. // If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you
did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not
offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do
discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your
girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your
friends will know you're a bitch. // Do you honestly need all your
money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend-
a stuffed animal, one of his shirts/sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring.
Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're
dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her
off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if
she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something,
never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you
enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents
and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to
their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does
make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your
friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to
be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and
you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or
Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be
meaningful. Jewlery is always nice.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really
have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts
you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than
you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that
kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
30. Don't ever do anything wrong. Girls remember things for life and
anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
31. Never ever tell your girlfriend you are going to need a break when
she's on vacation.
32. And don't tell a girl you'll love them unless you really mean it
because if you're lying it'll just hurt them even more.
33. Don't tell your girlfriend she's hott. Tell her she's beautiful.
Hott = wanting to only bang her.
Beautiful = you are actually interested in her
i love that! honestly. guys.. read that. all the way through. for the most part it's true.
i came across that just looking at random peoples sties and was thinking "hey... this is prettaay neat"
i also came across this:
lovleyy. and, no, i'm not single. i'm happily taken. :-D
// posted by RACH @ 9:17 AM 
